Imagine my disappointment

I was sniffing around Houlton Bakery today and saw a stack of bright yellow, red, and black business cards with a new website listed on it. I raced home and typed in the address and got this:

If you are the owner of this web site you have not published (or incorrectly published) your web site. For information on publishing your web site, see Publishing Your Web Site.

Imagine my disappointment! I finally decided the website lives up to the candidate: not much there. Let me know if you find anything better at www.mortenformayor.com.

P.S. Don't look for me at "the-bakery-that-shall-not-be named" again any time soon.